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  • Perry: Make Illegal Minors Work For Kids TV

    AUSTIN, Texas - Gov. Rick Perry believes that unaccompanied children entering the U.S. illegally should be rounded up and forced to work in children's TV programming as offbeat public housing neighbors, custodial help or slick, streetwise hustlers, a...

  • OMG, someone's put a slug in Courtney Stodden's lettuce bikini

    Washington DC - Something slimy has creeped its way out of Courtney Stodden's Butterhead lettuce bikini during a vegan beauty parade. And nibbled a hole in the Iceberg leaves that barely cover the TV star's 44DD bikini cups. TV cameramen filmi...

  • Grief, Sadness and Then Anger At Tragic Loss of Live Overwhelms Social Media

    Social media was a buzz with outpourings of immense grief, a sense of universal loss and then feelings of anger; after it was announced actor James Garner, whose whimsical style in the 1950s TV Western "Maverick" led to a stellar career in TV and fil...

  • Paul McCartney Says Everything is F Ing Great!

    Paul McCartney who came down with a nasty V in Japan, is now feeling quite good thank you very much. In fact whatever meds he is on might be making the Rock and Roll legend a bit more frank than usual. "F--! yeah man were ready to rock you bastard...




  • 31 heartbroken people who had to cover up a tattoo of an ex after a breakup.

    Andy crossed out the tat of her name and added "I Deserve That." (Via)

    Love is forever, except when it's not. When the tears fade and the deep emotional wounds start to heal, you may find yourself with an unfortunately permanent reminder of the person you thought you'd want a permanent reminder of. If that happens, consider covering up your romantic tattoo with a much less romantic skull face. Or curse word. Or really, anything, because the most hideous tattoo in the world is better than having the name of someone you now hate emblazoned on your chest. We promised we wouldn't say, "We told you so," so we'll just say, "You're stupid and you got what you deserve."

    Looks like Jeffrey got caught in the wrong honeypot. (Via)


    Subtlety has no place in a breakup. (Via)


    Every girl gets a font. (Via)


    Shame she had him when he was a gross caterpillar. (Via)


    Updated 5/27/14:

    I assume she means the hockey player. And she's right.

    No reason a strong independent woman can't have a tattoo of her own name. (via)

    It's ironic because Gary never bought her flowers. (via)

    A classic from the wrist of Katie Price. (via)

    Updated 4/22/14:

    This is the modern day version of "It's better to have loved and lost..." 

    It's always reassuring when an ex's looks fade after a breakup.


    Not so much a coverup as an invitation to ask him about the worst relationship he's ever had. (Via)


    She was always your first love anyway.

    Posted 12/2/13:

    Dick, short for Dicholas.


    All tattoos eventually return to dust. (via)

    We'd all like to do this to certain parts of our exes' bodies. (via)

    She's a great singer who broke his heart. (via)

    With a tattoo this awesome, their abusive relationship was worth it! (via)


    Now she has to think about a butterfly all the time, though. (via)

    Sometimes people get tattoos of arcangel boyfriends' names. It's always a mistake. (via)

    Jane hated black and white swirls. (via)

    They broke up because she kept shaving patches of his body. (via)

    This way he and Cindy could still get back together! (via)


    Yikes! Daisy got off easy. (via)

    It would be so awkward if she broke up with her mom now. (via)

    What a relief to cover that unsightly heart with two unsightly roses! (via)

    Tramp stamp restored to its single gal glory. (via)

    Janine took everything back but the tattoo of her name. (via)

    0% Tony. (via)

    There's only so much you can do for someone with a neck tattoo. (via)

    Bonus: birds did not feature prominently in their relationship. (via)

  • Monty Python performed 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' for probably the last time ever.

    Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.

    Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. And this is probably one of those things. And I don't even mean the hackish obviousness of that joke. I mean the fact that last night, the five remaining members one of the most influential comedy groups of the century performed live for probably the last time ever. Monty Python was supposed to do just one final show at London’s O2 Arena, but the overwhelming enthusiasm from fans ultimately turned that one final show into nine final-ish shows and one final final show to be broadcast live around the world on the Internet.

    Anyway, that final final show happened on Sunday. And in the final minutes of that final show of the final run of the British comedy's group's 45th year, John Cleese, Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones and Eric Idle did the right thing and went out with one last performance of one of the greatest, most-oddly-positive, brilliantly-sardonic songs ever written: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.

    And that's the end of Monty Python. And, yeah, it's sad and all, but I'm sure another seminal, paradigm-shifting, globally influential comedy group will be coming along to take their place any time now.

    Any time now.

    (by Dennis DiClaudio)

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  • Pass out in shock #Joke #Humor

    The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.  Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.

    "It was enough to make anybody faint," he said.

    "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower."



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